Wheeled back packs

Backpacks with wheels have to be the worst invention in the history of the world! I hate them!

Let me tell you why... Today I was trying to get to my class. The halls here are narrow and there are a lot of people, so when the brief opportunity to swing around someone who is walking like a zombie and drinking a red bull comes up and I will take it. Unfortunately they happen to be towing their backpack behind them. It's is the equivalent of driving down an Africa highway passing a semi with a head wind and a truck is coming your way. Either the opening has to be huge or you have to fall back behind the semi and follow Mr. putt-putt in front of you for hours. Grrrrr.

Secondly, fat people should not carry these; they make them look even lazier then before.

Thirdly, when you get to an area of walking and everyone is cris-crossing in the courtyard, you have to pick your way through. You’re doing fine until you wait for the person in front of you to move left and you begin to walk expecting a normal person to be wearing their backpack. No; insead you endo over their trailing backpack which extends about five yards behind them. “Sorry didn’t see your maimed attempt to carry your own bag.”

Fourthly, they are like a dog who injures its legs and has to now wheel itself around the yard chasing birds. Backpacks go on your back. Luggage goes in the airport, get it strait people!

Fifthly, if you’re a teacher do not buy one of these, it make you look like you couldn’t figure out how to pick up a bag and put it on your back. Bad for first impressions…

Please don’t ever buy a backpack with wheels! Please!